Where is my black and red boxing glove? How could I just find one? The other one has to be here somewhere. I bet my son’s friend took it. Yup, that little shit must have taken my boxing glove. Why just one though? It’s got to be here somewhere. God I have to train for that 1/2 marathon. I bet if I ran I wouldn’t gain weight with my meds. Ugh, I don’t want to gain weight. Yes, I should run. I haven’t even used my KT tape yet, ah! It’s only 3 months till the half marathon! Why haven’t I been training?! I should run to the gym, that’s about 5 miles, would I have to wear a backpack to bring my gear? What if I’m too tired to run back again after my workout? I suppose I could just walk or hitch a ride. Maybe I should run to hidden falls. How far is that? It’s 3.5 miles from Joeger, so about 3 miles from my road. Only 3 miles? Why don’t I ever go to hidden falls? I should run there. Is it going to be hot tomorrow? I thought I heard something about it cooling down. Why won’t my stupid printer work? I need to print my son’s homework. I should sleep. 2:22am? Yeah I should sleep. Isn’t 222 like a lucky number or something? No, I really should sleep.  Maybe after I play a few moves in words with friends. But seriously though, where is that damned black glove?? I should have taken my meds, but my husband put them somewhere and I don’t know where. I should just dose myself with Benadryl or something. Crap. Out of Benadryl. I really should sleep… wait. What was that noise outside? Maybe it’s a skunk. Maybe it’s a raccoon killing my chickens. No the chickens would be making a noise. Okay. Sleep. Sleep sleep sleep sleep sheep sheep. I wonder if that’s why you count sheep? Sleep sheep sleep sheep. Ha! That’s witty! I crack myself up.
Man I wish I could find that black glove. It’s got to be here somewhere, probably the garage. My pink gloves look super lame. Uh! 3:45 am?? I should try to sleep. I can’t sleep. Matt’s snoring. It’s raining its pouring. I wish it would pour. I hope it rains buckets this winter, SNOW! I could go snowboarding. I bet it’s going to be an epic year. I can’t handle another shitty year on the slopes. Okay. I’m going to try and sleep for real this time, but after I find that glove. WTF it’s not anywhere!!! I need to just let it go. Let it go, let it go… shit, now that song is in my head. 5:00am!?! Okay. this time I’ll sleep for sure. Or not.